CNN Sends Very Clumsy Alert Alerting People About The Hawaiian False Incoming Nuke Alert Employee

Jesus Christ CNN. You know how many people you just sent diving down sewer holes in Hawaii? Driving off cliffs? Get your shit together. Can’t just have that nightmare fuel alert popping up in people’s faces out of the blue. That thing’s the biggest trigger for Hawaiians’ fear ever. Like when Harry Potter touches his scar and his brain seizes up from the horrific connections to He Who Must Not Be Named.

You flash this alert in front of Hawaiians’ faces and all hell breaks looks. Clean it up.

PS — Except for this guy of course. This guy’s still racking up sweet pars.